Short, bald old or fat

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 Which attribute is the biggest curse?  Being old, short, bald or fat? I rank them this way from least worse to boat worse…

Fat, old, short, bald.  

The worst of all is losing your hair and going bald  worse yet is losing your hair and getting to the point of having a ring or halo around your head  hey chrome dome  

Being fat can be changed with diet and exercise.

Being old is a fact of life.  Hopefully I die before my mind is defective and before I am a nuisance and unable to control by bladder or bowels. 

Short - that’s something that makes you unattractive to a woman. Women don’t date short men.  Sorry. That’s the worse of the genetic lottery. 

Judging by the amount of men that start shaving their head once their hair starts thinning, being bald is the kiss of death and men do everything to compensate for it by growing a beard, leaving stubble or taking it down to the skin.  

Do you know why marriage rates are on the decline?  Because people are fat and no one finds fat atttractivr.  It’s ugly. And it’s disgusting. I’m glad I got married before I got fat. I never would get married today because I’m fat and obviously my personality is ugly most of the time. 

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