The soccer clubs are making their rounds in America as they play for the World Cup. Now all these fans are putting up videos about America with a bunch of retards going to Bucees or an HEB acting amazed that such things exist and they’re so enthusiastic. Japanese people eating bbq. Other people eating Boston crème pie. Some guy eating blue bell icecream acting like it’s incredible. Then the Netherlands had an orange march in Houston. It looked like some kind of muslim nonsense even though it wasn’t. Some guy from Portugal going on and on about how great Houston is and how nice everyone is. Scottish people drinking a bar dry in boston. Oh god - they ran out of Samuel Adams. Someone going to bass pro shops and seeing guns for sale and freaking out with both giddy excitement and a weird concern. What a bunch of blokes. Shut the fuck up and go back to your own country. There are these dude from Europe in a van singing John Denver at the top of their lungs like it’s some kind of American rite of passage. What a bunch of assholes. It’s like these people think they’re on another planet.
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