Ferrari

 It looks like Ferrari has been hanging out with jaguar.  This! Is the 2027 Ferrari Luce.  Designed in partnership with former Apple executive, and former Shrek star Jony Iv'es design house.  

 

 

An all electric four door sedan with super car stats.  A Tesla plaid has super car stats.  It’s their first four door sedan.  Articles reference the need for Ferrari to have an electric car to offset their fleet’s carbon footprint and raise their fleet wide cafe MPG numbers.  Another fine example of government intervention making everything they touch better, including Ferrari.  The environment is obviously first concern for the psychological profile held by Ferrari's typical customer base - a bunch of techno brat frat boys. 

Here is a photo of Ferrari's hot new Radio Flyer inspired Luce:

 

Maybe this is a way to destroy grow their brand.  Another electric shitbox to compete with Lucid, Tesla and, i don't know, toyota: 

Here'a a jaguar prototype:

And a lucid air:

 Tesla's lineup:

 I don't know anyone appreciating the design aesthetics of an electric car compared to it's gasoline brethren.  These are utilitarian appliances.

I wonder how many people are going to be forced by Ferrari dealerships to buy an all new Luce before they can acquire what they really want:

 

 

Ferrari tried something for contemporary times in 1980 - the Mondial 8:
 

An epic flop making just over 200 horsepower and a 0-60 time of 12.3 minutes.  The Luce may be faster with an estimated 1035 horsepower and a sub 3 second 0-60 sprint but it's just as ugly.  Luce will share the same fate as a Mondial. 

Like what's the point of Ferrari?  Prancing horse leadership needs to grow some hair on their balls and give a solid FYOU to the government like Ram is doing starting in 2027 with the new RumbleBee - and yeah, it's got a HEMI:

 Stelantis boss man Tim Kuniskis is giving the government the middle finger.  Hybrid and electric technology isn't going to save Stelantis.  Cars men want to buy and drive will save Stelantis.  

If big tech can build their energy and fossil fuel/water consuming data centers there's no need for any of us to be complaint with the one government mantra of environmental stewardship towards electrification.  WE WILL NOT COMPLY. They are enviroterrorists.