Nightmare

 Last week the brain children at the company decided to push an update to Microsoft teams.  This update moved all the teams I'm part of into the chat.  I had to call three people to figure out where the teams went.  Frustrated beyond measure with an updating being sent with no information on what changed.

Last night I had a nightmare that there was an important teams meeting and they forced another teams update without notification.  Everything looked like a comic book in the app.  I couldn't find the calendar to attend a mandatory and important virtual meeting.  I was furiously clicking around like a retard in a panic - having a meltdown of epic proportions.  All these animated cartoon images kept popping up like the stupid paperclip app they had in word in the late 90s.  All over the screen.  I got up and went outside.  One of the higher ups called me and asked why I wasn't on the call.  I told her I couldn't find the link to join.  She said she will send it to me.  I went back inside and continued clicking around like a moron not able to find the link in my email, chats, calendar or messages.  Sitting next to me was another leader watching me Magoo through teams.  She looked at me and said I don't know what your problem is - I joined without a problem.  She continued watching me navigate teams like a retard and was laughing at me.

I hate technology.  There are too many channels people can use to reach out.  What ever happened to just email and phone?  All these advanced options are way to complicated for a simpleton like me.  Maybe I should change my nane to Special Ed.