Lurch is in the House, er Senate

 John Fetterman is a pot smoking, porn addicted, brain damaged slob.  I wonder if there is a segment of the population in Pennsylvania who is proud to have him represent their state.  Probably, there is.  I don't know if that is a reflection of Lurch's ability to persuade people of his representational and legislative prowess or a reflection of the electorate in the Keystone State.  But whatever.

Fetterman has always dressed like a maladjusted, video game addicted psychopath spending way too much time in his parent's basement alone and in the dark.  Gym shorts, hoodie and sneakers.  A rogue Mark Zuckerberg; at least he wears pants.  

So he tragically had a stroke and is unable to understand bits and pieces of the English language.  He reads most conversations through some kind of tele prompting device.  His proficiency in speaking English is clumsy at best.  

Apparently Lurch managed to get the senate chamber dress code changed to enable him to continue dressing like a slob.  Is the suit causing some kind of sensory overload?  Is he autistic?  Does he need  noise cancelling headphones too?  

The senate has always had a dress code that represented the decorum and sanctity of institution to which they serve and the populace they represent.  But Lurch doesn't want to comply and wasn't permitted to enter the chamber and would vote by shouting from a doorway.  What gets me is Chuck Schumer (another piece of work) agreed and said members of the senate could wear whatever they want.  With one exception - everyone else who enters the chamber for any reason must maintain the tried and true dress code.  Typical.  A rule for thee but not for me.

Lurch now says he will wear a suit to avoid a government shutdown.  Really?  All I have to say is how does this idiot think he was so much power?  In some circles, he does.  Weird.

And then there was a photo of Zelensky wearing his war torn soldier attire when he visited.  I guess the rules of business attire don't apply to him because he's some kind of war hero.  Actually, before he was a Ukrainian mob boss and celebrity he was a standup comedian and has since elevated himself to global panhandler.  Brother can you spare a time?  Here. Have a couple hundred billion instead.  Thanks Uncle Joe - you owe me one.

If I was a senator in these difficult times, I would insist on wearing a curly rainbow wig, a clown nose and oversized clown shoes.  I'd fit right in.

That's all for now.  Have a wonderful day.  Thanks for reading.  

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